MY GOONER BROMANCE

It’s Jack Strokovv’s third year in college and he’s always hated having roommates. That’s why he’s to learn that his new roomie Kyle is going on a weeklong backpacking trip in the mountains right after Jack moves into their new digs. Jack, after all, has always believed that loving yourself is the greatest love of all. A whole week is an awful lot of time for Jack to dive deep into the art of self-love and truly perfect his practice.

That’s all well and good until Kyle comes home early and catches Jack greasy handed. A heavy rain at altitude flooded Kyle’s campsite and got all his gear wet. Jack, at first, is disappointed, but the roomies come to a fast agreement: they’re both dudes, and frankly, it’s pretty rad for them to let bros do what bros do without evasion or shame.

On top of all that, Kyle seems hella curious about Jack’s technique. Kyle was always a fella who liked to get it over with and move on with his life. He had better things to do, or so he thought. Jack, on the other hand, could devote a whole day to loving himself. Jack, the self-taught professor of Gooning 101, enrolls Kyle into a heavy load of coursework. It’s not all about gooning, though – bros can get beer and burgers. Bros can go hiking and enjoy some nut-filled trail snacks and nutritionally packed meat sticks. Bros can go swimming in alpine lakes. 

A caught-in-the-act situation that would humiliate most men squirts the seed of lifelong friendship all over both bros, and Jack could not be happier.