CHAD’S SLAVE BOY: My Football Player Bromance
Billy and Chad used to be best bros.
Chad is the very definition of the name Chad. Dude plays football for the Texas Longhorns. He’s had a full beard since he hit puberty. He’s six-foot-five with no shoes, and he’s got damn near 250 pounds of pure beef on his bones and a hairy chest to boot. Word’s out on campus about his most prized feature, and he ain’t afraid to show it off. His daily uniform is loose boxers under gray sweatpants and a plain white tee that’s usually a size too small.
Billy’s coming to stay with Chad for a week or two. He’s looking for an apartment in Austin for grad school. Billy ain’t bad himself. Since Chad last saw him, bro’s been working out. He’s filled out a bit. He’s got himself a bushy ‘stache, and he plays bass in a band. He’s got himself a few tats.
The two head to a house party. School’s out for summer, so everyone’s a bit riled up. Billy wants to hang out, but Chad wants to pick up chicks. Billy’s kind face and edgy presentation makes him the best wingman a bro could hope for. Girls think he’s interesting. While Chad’s dragging eager girls off into closets or taking them home, Billy feels pangs of jealousy. He’s never allowed himself to feel lustful thoughts toward his straight bros, but this commitment becomes increasingly difficult to maintain. That night, when a girl taps out and can’t take another inch, leaving Chad blueballed, Billy’s the only one around who can “help a brother out”.
Chad realizes just how much Billy likes to please and how much Billy likes to do what he’s told. If Chad goes to the club and can’t bag any chicks, Billy has a house key. Chad expects Billy to be cleaned up, waiting, and ready when he gets home. Soon, Chad’s not bagging chicks at the club on purpose. When Chad wants a beer, Billy is damn sure gonna hop up and get it. If Chad wants a down-home breakfast, Billy’s damn sure gonna hop up and cook it.
Chad’s run out of weed – his financial aid hasn’t disbursed yet. He didn’t think much of it when he offered Billy’s services to his gay pot dealer in exchange for a bag. He wasn’t expecting Billy and stoner Jake to hit it off so hard. He can’t deny there’s something deep between the two, and NGL, he’s feeling a bit jealous. Where will this unexpected triangle lead?
The twisted bromance that began when they’d get stinky playing Call of Duty on the couch for hours, playing catch in the yard, riding their bikes, hiking in the woods, and gooning out to straight people videos on the internet finally boils over, sending both bros on a bromantic journey of dominance and submission that transcends their wildest fantasies.
Will this triangle lead to drama, or will it lead to a happy outcome for all involved?